"It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well."
"Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day."Kathy Griffin on Dalai Lama
"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love."Kathy Griffin on Marcus Aurelius
"Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening."Kathy Griffin on Mahatma Gandhi
"If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first."Kathy Griffin on Mark Twain
"Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain... To feel the freedom that comes from being able to continue to make mistakes and choices - today I choose to feel life, not to deny my humanity but embrace it."Kathy Griffin on Kevyn Aucoin
"The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness."
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."
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