"No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Kin Hubbard on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Kin Hubbard on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Kin Hubbard on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Kin Hubbard on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Kin Hubbard on Josh Billings
"No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech."
"We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate."
"Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best."
"Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
"There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose."
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