"As I was coming out of the closet, our car was hurtling over an embankment."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Lance Loud on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Lance Loud on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Lance Loud on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Lance Loud on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Lance Loud on Steven Wright
"If there is a gay uniform, the differences are in how each man coordinates the details: the brand and cut of the jeans, the design of belts and boots, the haircut, the number and size of earrings."
"I had been found in a mud puddle at 4:30 in the morning."
"Gay culture is surviving and thriving. Some activists believe the recent rise in homophobic violence might be a gauge of the success of positive gay images."
"Coming out involves varying degrees of difficulty that are affected by class, race, religion, and geography."
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