"If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny."
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."Larry David on Marcus Aurelius
"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either."Larry David on Albert Einstein
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."Larry David on Buddha
"I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant."Larry David on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."Larry David on Winston Churchill
"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"
"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."
"Obviously comedic styles do change."
"Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."
"The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."
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