"You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Larry David on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Larry David on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Larry David on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Larry David on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Larry David on Elbert Hubbard
"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"
"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."
"Obviously comedic styles do change."
"Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."
"The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."
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