"In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Lawrence Summers on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Lawrence Summers on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Lawrence Summers on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Lawrence Summers on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Lawrence Summers on Steven Wright
"You can't have a situation in which companies proceed on a permanent basis relying only on cash from the government."
"It says something about this new global economy that USA Today now reports every morning on the day's events in Asian markets."
"In politics, as in poetry, it is sometimes true that it is darkest before dawn."
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