"We ought to be providing protective sanctuaries for the Kurdish rebels. That means finding some places where they can come and to which we will then be able to provide food and water and medical help."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Les Aspin on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Les Aspin on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Les Aspin on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Les Aspin on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Les Aspin on Erma Bombeck
"There's a certain amount of sympathy here for the Bush administration's problem, which is they would like to get rid of Saddam Hussein and they would like to have the Kurds autonomous."
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