"You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Liza Minnelli on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Liza Minnelli on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Liza Minnelli on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Liza Minnelli on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Liza Minnelli on Henry Ward Beecher
"What good is sitting all alone in your room?"
"I am deeply saddened by the death of my dear friend, Dudley Moore."
"I've said it before, but it's absolutely true: My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future."
"My mother gave me my drive but my father gave me my dreams."
"Now, having had this experience, I can't say really what they were looking for. I don't know their minds. But every time I see a reality show, it seems that the most entertaining parts on other reality shows are when they make their guests look foolish."
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