"If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Lord Halifax on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Lord Halifax on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Lord Halifax on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Lord Halifax on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Lord Halifax on Plato
"Anger is seldom without argument but seldom with a good one."
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