"So much of life is luck. One day you make a right turn and get hit by a car. Turn left and you meet the love of your life. I think I made the correct turn."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Loretta Swit on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Loretta Swit on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Loretta Swit on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Loretta Swit on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Loretta Swit on Steven Wright
"The pursuit of happiness is in our Constitution. We're all entitled to have the best we can."
"M*A*S*H offered real characters and everybody identified with them because they had such soul. The humor was intelligent and it always assumed that you had an intellect."
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