"I remember things that happened sixty years ago, but if you ask me where I left my car keys five minutes ago, that's sometimes a problem."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Lou Thesz on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Lou Thesz on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Lou Thesz on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Lou Thesz on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Lou Thesz on Steven Wright
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