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Quotes by Louis C K
- I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
- I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.
- I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
- I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
- I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
- I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.
- I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.
- I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
- I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.
- If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
- It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
- It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
- It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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