"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Louis C. K. on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Louis C. K. on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Louis C. K. on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Louis C. K. on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Louis C. K. on Wayne Dyer
"It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."
"To me, art supplies are always okay to buy."
"I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out."
"I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work."
"It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen."
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