"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Mae West on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Mae West on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Mae West on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Mae West on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Mae West on Elbert Hubbard
"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art."
"The best way to hold a man is in your arms."
"Look your best - who said love is blind?"
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
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