"In the heat of the Russian summer a sleeping car is the most horrible instrument of martyrdom imaginable."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Manfred von Richthofen on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Manfred von Richthofen on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Manfred von Richthofen on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Manfred von Richthofen on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Manfred von Richthofen on Steven Wright
"I never was good at learning things. I did just enough work to pass. In my opinion it would have been wrong to do more than was just sufficient, so I worked as little as possible."
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