"Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Marilyn vos Savant on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Marilyn vos Savant on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Marilyn vos Savant on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Marilyn vos Savant on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Marilyn vos Savant on Elbert Hubbard
"Be able to live alone, even if you don't want to and think you will never find it necessary."
"Understand why casinos and racetracks stay in business - the gambler always loses over the long term."
"Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway."
"Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail."
"I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality."
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