"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."Mark Twain on Nelson Mandela
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."Mark Twain on Albert Einstein
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."Mark Twain on Aristotle
"My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors."Mark Twain on Maya Angelou
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."Mark Twain on Oscar Wilde
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."
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