"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."Mark Twain on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."Mark Twain on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."Mark Twain on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."Mark Twain on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."Mark Twain on C. S. Lewis
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."
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