"Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."Marlon Wayans on Albert Einstein
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."Marlon Wayans on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Science investigates religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power religion gives man wisdom which is control."Marlon Wayans on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong."Marlon Wayans on Albert Einstein
"Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss."Marlon Wayans on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble."
"I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week."
"If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong."
"I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue."
"Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are."
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