"It has been suggested at various times that I should start an operation in the United Kingdom but - bearing in mind my age and medical history - I think this would be not a very sensible way to go forward."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Martin Fleischmann on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Martin Fleischmann on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Martin Fleischmann on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Martin Fleischmann on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Martin Fleischmann on Erma Bombeck
"I have had this view of the optimization of the electrode design for a long time. Historically we went through various phases in the work and eventually worked on large sheets - very large sheets - of palladium."
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