"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Martin Short on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Martin Short on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Martin Short on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Martin Short on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Martin Short on Bill Gates
"I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears."
"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."
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