"I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Max Greenfield on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Max Greenfield on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Max Greenfield on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Max Greenfield on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Max Greenfield on Benjamin Franklin
"When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits."
"I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. You've got to. My wife and I are honest to a fault with each other, and we're best friends on top of it, so we're very fortunate."
"There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end."
"So when you go to a set and you just fully trust everybody, you know how hard everybody's working, you know that the people doing it are good and have such a strong vision - that's exactly my experience on 'New Girl,' and what my experience on 'Veronica Mars' was like. Everybody was just so great."
"For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding."
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