"I used to want to be a lawyer, but I didn't want to have half my brain sucked out."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Max Walker on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Max Walker on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Max Walker on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Max Walker on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Max Walker on Plato
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