"Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is hotly debated."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Mindy Kaling on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Mindy Kaling on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Mindy Kaling on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Mindy Kaling on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Mindy Kaling on Benjamin Franklin
"The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities."
"As a kid, I always loved serialized books. It's the reason why people love 'Harry Potter.' Serialization is amazing. It works in television. It works in film and it works in books. Especially when you're a young kid, you get attached to these characters."
"Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback."
"Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children."
"I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident when they were 2, and they have no one to hold accountable. And unfortunately, I don't have that. I have parents who I care about what they think."
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