"I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Nick Offerman on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Nick Offerman on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Nick Offerman on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Nick Offerman on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Nick Offerman on Friedrich Nietzsche
"Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy."
"It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent."
"And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do."
"If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot, and you have to be able to hear 'no' many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda."
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