"It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude."
"Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life."Norm MacDonald on Joel Osteen
"My attitude is that if you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength."Norm MacDonald on Michael Jordan
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."Norm MacDonald on Albert Einstein
"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude."Norm MacDonald on Thomas Jefferson
"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference."Norm MacDonald on Winston Churchill
"Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny."
"I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world."
"I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone."
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