"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Ogden Nash on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Ogden Nash on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Ogden Nash on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Ogden Nash on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Ogden Nash on Josh Billings
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
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