"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."P. J. O'Rourke on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."P. J. O'Rourke on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."P. J. O'Rourke on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."P. J. O'Rourke on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."P. J. O'Rourke on John Lennon
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