"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."P. J. O'Rourke on Confucius
"All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."P. J. O'Rourke on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."P. J. O'Rourke on Thomas A. Edison
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."P. J. O'Rourke on Robert Frost
"Nothing will work unless you do."P. J. O'Rourke on Maya Angelou
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