"I've still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Patrice O'Neal on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Patrice O'Neal on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Patrice O'Neal on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Patrice O'Neal on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Patrice O'Neal on Steven Wright
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