"If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Paul Lynde on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Paul Lynde on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Paul Lynde on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Paul Lynde on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Paul Lynde on Helen Keller
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
"Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics."
"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."
"I was obsessed with being rich and famous."
"Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!"
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