"Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!"
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Paul Lynde on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Paul Lynde on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Paul Lynde on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Paul Lynde on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Paul Lynde on Benjamin Franklin
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
"Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics."
"If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death."
"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."
"I was obsessed with being rich and famous."
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