"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Plato on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Plato on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Plato on Erma Bombeck
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Plato on Erma Bombeck
"Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other."Plato on Anton Chekhov
"He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden."
"Wisdom alone is the science of other sciences."
"There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot."
"The beginning is the most important part of the work."
"Rhetoric is the art of ruling the minds of men."
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