"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Richard Pryor on Bill Gates
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Richard Pryor on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Richard Pryor on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Richard Pryor on Steven Wright
"I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy."Richard Pryor on Steven Wright
"I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet."
"I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another."
"When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude."
"I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get."
"I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!"
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