"On my job I end up jumping out of planes. Last week I got in an 18-wheeler and drove down a runway onto a skid track. The week before that they put me in a car and sunk me to the bottom of a lake to see if I could escape without an oxygen tank."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Rick Mercer on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Rick Mercer on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Rick Mercer on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Rick Mercer on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Rick Mercer on Steven Wright
"I get to do the most amazing things. We call it Host in Peril quite often, because people love to see me risk my life or be in danger."
"I am very excited to accept the role of Honorary Patron with Hope Air because of the national scope of the organization and the very real impact they have on Canadians who need to travel to healthcare."
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