"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."Rita Rudner on Lao Tzu
"Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead."Rita Rudner on Oscar Wilde
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is."Rita Rudner on Jim Morrison
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye."Rita Rudner on H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable."Rita Rudner on Bruce Lee
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
"I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again."
"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"
"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
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