"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."Rita Rudner on Bill Cosby
"Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success."Rita Rudner on Swami Vivekananda
"Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it."Rita Rudner on Bruce Lee
"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."Rita Rudner on David Brinkley
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."Rita Rudner on Winston Churchill
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
"I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again."
"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"
"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
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