"See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? Well, I've always had fast cars. It's not that. It's the fear that you're past your best. It's the fear that the stuff you've done in the past is your best work."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Robbie Coltrane on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Robbie Coltrane on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Robbie Coltrane on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Robbie Coltrane on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Robbie Coltrane on Steven Wright
"My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your dad to die, because there's an awful lot of things you have to resolve with your parents past your teens if you've been a difficult teenager."
"Believe me, my children have more stamina than a power station."
"The person who comes up to you and makes the most noise and is the most intrusive is invariably the person in the room who has no respect for you at all, and it's really all about them."
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