"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Robert Orben on Emo Philips
"Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy."Robert Orben on Joseph Campbell
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."Robert Orben on Stephen Hawking
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."Robert Orben on Pablo Picasso
"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user."Robert Orben on Bill Gates
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
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