"I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Rod Stewart on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Rod Stewart on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Rod Stewart on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Rod Stewart on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Rod Stewart on Henry Ward Beecher
"I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else."
"At my age you don't go into fatherhood lightly."
"I want to go out at the top, but the secret is knowing when you're at the top, it's so difficult in this business, your career fluctuates all the time, up and down, like a pair of trousers."
"You shouldn't be in the music business if you're posing."
"Like everybody in show business, you think you're going to wake up one day, and it's all going to be taken away from you. I think we all share an insecurity in that way, everybody in show business - the ones I talk to, anyway."
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