"I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling."
"Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people."Ron White on Eleanor Roosevelt
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."Ron White on Albert Einstein
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."Ron White on William Shakespeare
"One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak."Ron White on Gilbert K. Chesterton
"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."Ron White on Winston Churchill
"When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range."
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."
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