"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."Roseanne Barr on Abraham Lincoln
"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."Roseanne Barr on Margaret Thatcher
"Knowledge will give you power, but character respect."Roseanne Barr on Bruce Lee
"All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."Roseanne Barr on Friedrich Nietzsche
"Character is power."Roseanne Barr on Booker T. Washington
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."
"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
"Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce."
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