"When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Rube Goldberg on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Rube Goldberg on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Rube Goldberg on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Rube Goldberg on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Rube Goldberg on Henry David Thoreau
"Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all."
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