"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Samuel Johnson on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Samuel Johnson on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Samuel Johnson on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Samuel Johnson on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Samuel Johnson on Benjamin Franklin
"There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as the supposition that we still have the power of ingratiating ourselves with the fair sex."
"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed."
"If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair."
"Poetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth."
"The true art of memory is the art of attention."
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