"The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Seann William Scott on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Seann William Scott on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Seann William Scott on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Seann William Scott on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Seann William Scott on Elbert Hubbard
"Working on the 'Ice Age' movies, I'm really proud to be in them."
"I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything."
"My dad was diagnosed with cancer, so we ended up burying him a year to the day that he was diagnosed."
"My role model is my dad."
"You have to have fear to take risks - and I want to at least try."
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