"What Paris has done right is to make it awful to get around by car and awfully easy to get around by public transportation or by bike."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Serge Schmemann on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Serge Schmemann on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Serge Schmemann on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Serge Schmemann on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Serge Schmemann on Steven Wright
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