"I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Shaquille O'Neal on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Shaquille O'Neal on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Shaquille O'Neal on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Shaquille O'Neal on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Shaquille O'Neal on Elbert Hubbard
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