"Once I accepted Christ I immediately had peace. I still didn't have a place to live, I still didn't have a car, but I had peace."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Sherri Shepherd on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Sherri Shepherd on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Sherri Shepherd on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Sherri Shepherd on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Sherri Shepherd on Steven Wright
"I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way."
"God bless you if you have one child, but I don't think anybody should have just one child. Everybody needs a sibling. I have siblings, and I have so many amazing, precious memories with my siblings. I don't know what I would do if I had been an only child."
"Wigs have always been a part of my life and have become a staple accessory in my closet. I can remember being a little girl and hearing all the commotion in my house from my mom, aunts and grandmother when picking out their wigs for the day. It was such a good time for them and part of their everyday beauty routine."
"I am a type-2 diabetic, and they took me off medication simply because I ate right and exercised. Diabetes is not like a cancer, where you go in for chemo and radiation. You can change a lot through a basic changing of habits."
"My dad has been married to his wife for 15 years and wherever he goes there better be a seat for her. I like real couples that tell you how to get through on Wednesdays when you're just at the end of your rope - the ones who really know how to make it through. We have to stop looking at Hollywood couples because you're going to get disappointed."
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