"I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Shia LaBeouf on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Shia LaBeouf on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Shia LaBeouf on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Shia LaBeouf on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Shia LaBeouf on Steven Wright
"Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it."
"To be able to sit in Donald Trump's apartment and talk about the future of corporate real estate was amazing."
"I'm not an Adonis, that's for damn sure. I've never really thought of myself that way, and it doesn't matter to me. My favorite actors aren't Adonises. Dustin Hoffman is a flawed-looking man he's amazing to me. Tom Hanks is flawed-looking people love him. Same with Gene Hackman."
"I just wish the crowd I was associated with was more passionate about what they were doing and less consumed with the commerce of the art form."
"Well, there's different shades of Hollywood, sure. I mean, I'm working in this business but I'm not Hollywood."
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