"I'm not a lawyer, and maybe I should have used more specific legal language."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Sonny Bono on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Sonny Bono on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Sonny Bono on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Sonny Bono on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Sonny Bono on Plato
"With all due respect to lawyers, it's wonderful that you have this intricate knowledge. You break down words to the nth degree. And sometimes I find it rather disgusting. And it goes on and on."
"Don't cling to fame. You're just borrowing it. It's like money. You're going to die, and somebody else is going to get it."
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